Incredibly Hot! Free condoms!

[dopee123]

http://www.condomusa.com/

forget junky and refurbished computer parts......

10 free condoms. Deal becomes hot as you buy in bulk. Or it's 4.99 shipped for the free condoms. Still hot.
They're out of flavored ones though.

Provided you have someone to make love to

[SentToSchool]

I just ordered that and 50 condoms along with it on friday so shipping is worth it.

Turned out my girlfriend and I broke up again. Now I wasted my money.

[blendingnoise]

good stuff.

I find this to be a far superior form of birth control in my opinion. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skeet

[InCogneato]

I just ordered that and 50 condoms along with it on friday so shipping is worth it.

Turned out my girlfriend and I broke up again. Now I wasted my money.hahaha thats horriblegood stuff.

I find this to be a far superior form of birth control in my opinion. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skeetholy shit that first entry is hilarious. i thumbed up that sucker

[DarkStar02]

how is it free if you have to pay $5 for shipping/

[FromTheLou]

hahaha thats horribleholy shit that first entry is hilarious. i thumbed up that sucker

If you think that was funny take a browse on urbandictionary sometime and lookup, "abe lincoln", "strawberry shortcake" and "the admiral"

And before you ask, yes I have been bored at work before and those are the results.

[Stuey83]

good stuff.

I find this to be a far superior form of birth control in my opinion. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skeet
That was almost as disturbing as an image google of "snooker cue".

[InCogneato]

If you think that was funny take a browse on urbandictionary sometime and lookup, "abe lincoln", "strawberry shortcake" and "the admiral"

And before you ask, yes I have been bored at work before and those are the results.

lmao, and i thought i knew all the good ones (rainbow kiss, dirty sanchez, donkey punch, and angry dragon) ;)

[Regular Daddy]

Local health clinics give you as many condoms as you want for free. ;)

[dopee123]

how is it free if you have to pay $5 for shipping/

Read the OP. For all intensive purposes it is free. Now go find a girlfriend.

[who am I - I ask]

i bet you love those flavored ones. whats your favorite taste?

and its only hot if it dont break

[Skizzy]

Too bad they don't have any flavored ones. :p

[pigwalk]

Is it all Durex and Lifestyles only for free? I can't think of a time when i DIDN'T break one of those brands. Can't you just nab em for free at planned parenthood clinics?

[Crucible1001]

I don't understand. What person on a tech forum has actually ever needed to use a condom?

[dopee123]

i bet you love those flavored ones. whats your favorite taste?

LOL that's funny.

That's a conversation reserved for you and your butt buddy please leave me out of it :p

[thunderstruck!]

Not that [H]OT if you live in New York. Free condoms on every street corner. Now to find my next victim...:cool:

www.nyc.gov/health/condoms

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/02/15/js15condom_wideweb__470x388,0.jpg

[Spazilton]

Married,

Don't need em anymore.

However couldn't use them even if I wanted to my wife is allergic to latex.

[annaconda]

Married,

Don't need em anymore.

However couldn't use them even if I wanted to my wife is allergic to latex.

Umm, How many kids you have?

[RooK]

doh... none of the magnums...

[blendingnoise]

That was almost as disturbing as an image google of "snooker cue".

Sometimes your curiosity gets the better of you. I hate you.

[Spazilton]

Umm, How many kids you have?

2 Both Planned.

[bearax]

my favorite is...the spiderman....I have a feeling this thread is going to get closed soon for inappropriate content

[Aelfgeft]

Like anyone who actually spends a decent amount of time on this board needs these. :D

[BladeVenom]

Married,

Don't need em anymore.

However couldn't use them even if I wanted to my wife is allergic to latex.

There are non-latex condoms. Polyurethane and sheep skin are the two most popular alternatives.

[Spazilton]

There are non-latex condoms. Polyurethane and sheep skin are the two most popular alternatives.

Yea I know. Personally I can't stand the non latex ones.

However, no real need though, my wife is on the implant now.

[XLeezardx]

who needs condums, just tie a knot around your forskin

[MC FLMJIG]

who needs condums, just tie a knot around your forskin

lol

This is some funny stuff in here.

Yea. Most ppl in here probably don't need em like previous posters. I have 1 kid and one coming. Super sperm... :D


I just ordered that and 50 condoms along with it on friday so shipping is worth it.

Turned out my girlfriend and I broke up again. Now I wasted my money.

There's plenty of fish in the sea.

[Trepidati0n]

2 Both Planned.

So you have only had sex twice :eek: So sad.

Speaking of this type of topic. A guy I knew from college was at a party I went too. He recently got married and his wife wanted kids. He did too...but he was a bit evil about it . He went on the male contraceptive before they started. Not sure if people know...when a woman wants kids, she'll do it 10x a day if need be to get results. Three months later he went off and she got pregnant because he was actaully getting tired of screwing all the time.

[SpeedRunner]

Thanks.

[Spazilton]

So you have only had sex twice :eek: So sad.

Speaking of this type of topic. A guy I knew from college was at a party I went too. He recently got married and his wife wanted kids. He did too...but he was a bit evil about it . He went on the male contraceptive before they started. Not sure if people know...when a woman wants kids, she'll do it 10x a day if need be to get results. Three months later he went off and she got pregnant because he was actaully getting tired of screwing all the time.

No much more than 2 times.. But my wife and I prefer to use other types of BC than Condoms.

[FromTheLou]

No much more than 2 times.. But my wife and I prefer to use other types of BC than Condoms.

Only other type of BC i can think of rhymes with banal.

Damn this thread did go downhill quick!

[MC FLMJIG]

Speaking of this type of topic. A guy I knew from college was at a party I went too. He recently got married and his wife wanted kids. He did too...but he was a bit evil about it . He went on the male contraceptive before they started. Not sure if people know...when a woman wants kids, she'll do it 10x a day if need be to get results. Three months later he went off and she got pregnant because he was actaully getting tired of screwing all the time.

LOL Funny.

Depends on the girl - There was one I NEVER got tired of... haven't seen her in a while. hmmm

[ViolentPacification]

Only other type of BC i can think of rhymes with banal.

Damn this thread did go downhill quick!

The pill.

[smizack]

Only other type of BC i can think of rhymes with banal.



The pill.

Those don't rhyme. ;)

[Kuros]

No much more than 2 times.. But my wife and I prefer to use other types of BC than Condoms.

Yea!

Other orifices?

[drizzt81]

my favorite is...the spiderman....I have a feeling this thread is going to get closed soon for inappropriate content

What is inappropriate about condoms?

[Silvermirage]

Lol! Skeet!

[SpeedRunner]

So you have only had sex twice :eek: So sad.

Speaking of this type of topic. A guy I knew from college was at a party I went too. He recently got married and his wife wanted kids. He did too...but he was a bit evil about it . He went on the male contraceptive before they started. Not sure if people know...when a woman wants kids, she'll do it 10x a day if need be to get results. Three months later he went off and she got pregnant because he was actaully getting tired of screwing all the time.

That is so awesome.

[matrix563]

I don't understand. What person on a tech forum has actually ever needed to use a condom?

i got some last night btw ;). yes i wrapped it up.

i love google! let me look this up "snooker cue".

:D :D:D

[FromTheLou]

i got some last night btw ;). yes i wrapped it up.

i love google! let me look this up "snooker cue".

:D :D:D

AAHHAHAAHHAAHAH

Don't do it, I just did a google images search and puked on my keyboard!

[matrix563]

AAHHAHAAHHAAHAH

Don't do it, I just did a google images search and puked on my keyboard!

lol too late! it wasn't that bad though. not as bad as a certain BDSM 'olympic' vid i saw! ugh LoKe!! :rolleyes:

[Hulk]

http://www.condomusa.com/

forget junky and refurbished computer parts......

10 free condoms. Deal becomes hot as you buy in bulk. Or it's 4.99 shipped for the free condoms. Still hot.
They're out of flavored ones though.

Provided you have someone to make love to

Get yourself those free condoms and a some free lube http://hardforum.com/showthread.php?t=1165173
and have yourself a fun night! :eek:

[young wing]

Should I use a condom when im railing my 8800GTS?

[Smashed Ixnay]

A C O;1030796265']Should I use a condom when im railing my 8800GTS?

If you get tired of it, I'll take the 8800GTS sloppy seconds! ha!

[SpeedRunner]

i got some last night btw ;). yes i wrapped it up.

i love google! let me look this up "snooker cue".

:D :D:D

............ how the hell did that happen?

[fuelvolts]

Read the OP. For all intensive purposes it is free. Now go find a girlfriend.

for all INTENTS and purposes
sheesh :mad: :mad:

[smizack]

............ how the hell did that happen?

That's what I was wondering. And I thought I had a pretty good imagination.

[dopee123]

For an intense purpose buy some of these rubbers and go shag yourself

[matrix563]

............ how the hell did that happen?

cause my skills extend beyond merely building computers and wiring car audio? :p

:D :cool:

[beowulf7]

How will "free" condoms squeeze an extra 5% performance for my PC? :confused:




















:p :D

[SentToSchool]

I got my 60 condoms today. I love how they used the name "HOS Global Corp" on the packaging and on my credit card rather than CondomUSA.:D

I am thinking of just giving away some free condoms to people on the street. I think I'll just stand in the corner, pretend that I am one of those community service guys and hand out condoms to passing unsuspecting pedestrians and say "have safe sex". Maybe I'll only hand them out to hot girls. ;) I'll look weird though but do you think that I should do it?

[beowulf7]

I got my 60 condoms today. I love how they used the name "HOS Global Corp" on the packaging and on my credit card rather than CondomUSA.:D

I am thinking of just giving away some free condoms to people on the street. I think I'll just stand in the corner, pretend that I am one of those community service guys and hand out condoms to passing unsuspecting pedestrians and say "have safe sex". Maybe I'll only hand them out to hot girls. ;) I'll look weird though but do you think that I should do it?

Tell them you need some test subjects. That will win those women over. :eek:

[SentToSchool]

Tell them you need some test subjects. That will win those women over. :eek:

Sounds like a good idea. I hate watching a beautiful woman walking by on the street without doing anything. From now on, I am just going to hand them a condom and see what happens.

[SentToSchool]

So you have only had sex twice :eek: So sad.

Speaking of this type of topic. A guy I knew from college was at a party I went too. He recently got married and his wife wanted kids. He did too...but he was a bit evil about it . He went on the male contraceptive before they started. Not sure if people know...when a woman wants kids, she'll do it 10x a day if need be to get results. Three months later he went off and she got pregnant because he was actaully getting tired of screwing all the time.
I don't blame him. Everytime you finish doing it, you feel like shit. Feeling like shit 10x a day must have taken a toll on him.

[RawsonDR]

I don't blame him. Everytime you finish doing it, you feel like shit.

You must be Roman Catholic.

[SentToSchool]

You must be Roman Catholic.

I am far from religious. I am talking about that natural feeling you get.

[thunderstruck!]

I am far from religious. I am talking about that natural feeling you get.
Being with a woman and doing it on your own are two different things. ;)

[Killa_2327]

Being with a woman and doing it on your own are two different things. ;)

haha

Can't say I feel like shit after that...maybe someone needs to hit the gym? lol

[_G_]

Only other type of BC i can think of rhymes with banal.

Damn this thread did go downhill quick!

where do you think lawyers come from?

[smizack]

haha

Can't say I feel like shit after that...maybe someone needs to hit the gym? lol

No kidding! I can honestly say, I've never said/thought that. Ever.

[JBavousett]

Careful if you buy the Japanese condoms...those thumbnail pics are actual size. BURN! :D

[beowulf7]

This thread is the main reason why this forum is called HardForum. :eek:

[SentToSchool]

Being with a woman and doing it on your own are two different things. ;)

I guess you people don't understand what I am talking about.

After you do it, you feel like you've lost all your sexual attractions for women for a period of time. On top of that, you're back on earth, you're sweating, now she wants to talk about the future. She wants to know if you'll be with her forever, or if you ever cheated/cheating on her but you're just tired and want to go to sleep. If you go to sleep, you're dead. If you don't go to sleep, she's mad at you.

Know what I mean?

[gangolfus]

Dude, you're sleeping with the wrong chicks. I'd recommend staying away from the headcases.

[SentToSchool]

Dude, you're sleeping with the wrong chicks. I'd recommend staying away from the headcases.
Not everyone is into one night stands. But you're right, it might just be mine.

[killster1]

sent to school is hilarious! you wouldn't want your cc company knowing you got laid! not so hot deal to me paying for "free condoms" not that i want them, my wife is about to have our second son and is going to have her tubes tied.

[S-B]

Careful if you buy the Japanese condoms...those thumbnail pics are actual size. BURN! :D
I'm on a 24" screen at 640x480. They're huge!

Edit: Man, this has really gone off-topic.