Recent content by Axman

One of food and cooking's best threads today I think was this one where someone took apart a Big Mac and the pickles were legit thicker than the beef patties.

It's entirely different from what people think about it. Not better or worse, just different and there are different board cultures.

Like this one time someone said the papercraft and origami board seemed the most wholesome place on the internet and the top post that day was by a dude who cut thousands of paper triangles to make a life-size nude big-tiddied foxgirl to sleep next to.

Condense all the weirdness of Las Vegas, Austin, and Portland, with a dash of Foreign and tar-paper shack Alabamans and you get 4ch.

Lorde may have cut her teeth on wedding rings in the movies, we cut our teeth on bulletin boards and Something Awful, those kiddos' b8 kung-fu is...not strong.

I remember one time there was some forager who posted his haul of mushrooms and showed photos of his omelette and a mycologist was like, "Go to the hospital right now, you have four, maybe six hours before you die," and a bunch of Anons got him airlifted out of nowhere, he kept people updated on his stomach-pumping activated charcoal nightmare.

Everything you've ever heard about 4ch is simultaneously true and untrue at the same time.

It is a silly place. Right now there is a coordinated effort to host a barbecue in Dallas. I've had some back-and-forth with Elon Musk there. He's a cheeky sonovabitch.

Whelp I caught a ban on 4ch again. Apparently objecting to human trafficking is off-topic. C'est la vie.

And throwing something into the trashcan from yards away just right.

There *has* to be a name for the phenomena of parallel parking *flawlessly* but there's no one around to see it.

My parents had like, 5 Z cars over the years, I won't do brakes on principle.

Yeah I gotta get new drums on my Chevy, I ain't doin' that shit myself. I don't fuck with brakes or door cards.

I will. It's kind of fucking with me because it's so simple.

I was challenged to make tamales last night. I will rise to the occasion.

I had another bundle of nerves reconnect in my leg a few days ago. It feels...complete again. But I don't remember what it was like before anymore. I hope this is the last of it.

The inside of my leg itches.