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Old 11-20-2009, 09:43 AM
Steve Property Of HardOCP, 40.1 Years
 
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Google Toilet Paper?
Google toilet paper? At first I thought this might be what they use on the Google campus until I realized it is just a crappy rip-off. Heh…I said “crappy.”
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Old 11-20-2009, 09:47 AM
Patman08 Limp Gawd, 2.2 Years
 
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Lol i gotta get some of that for the house.
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Old 11-20-2009, 09:49 AM
Jakalwarrior Banned, 4.5 Years
 
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I wonder if it monitors your wiping habits to better advertise to you.

Also, why must it be made of virgins? They must be working with AlQueda (SP) to keep heaven supplied with virgins or something.
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Old 11-20-2009, 09:53 AM
MrkXCeL [H]ard|Gawd, 5.7 Years
 
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What's the EULA on this software? This sure looks like invasion of privacy on google's part. Careful where you apply this patch, may tear you a new one if not used carefully.
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Old 11-20-2009, 09:54 AM
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I wonder if it monitors your wiping habits to better advertise to you.
Your bathroom activity has decreased in the last month. Please consider buying Total Bran Flakes.
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Old 11-20-2009, 09:55 AM
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At least Google gave us something to clean up the mess that Chrome OS made.
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Old 11-20-2009, 10:07 AM
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This means I can google my crack
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Old 11-20-2009, 10:11 AM
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Next product in line: Google Latex Gloves

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Old 11-20-2009, 10:44 AM
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At least Google gave us something to clean up the mess that Chrome OS made.
LOL, ouch!
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Old 11-20-2009, 11:18 AM
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It probably made in China with lots of nice chemical residues left on it to wipe your sphincter with.
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Old 11-20-2009, 11:18 AM
ir0nw0lf [H]ard|Gawd, 7.0 Years
 
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Google toilet paper? At first I thought this might be what they use on the Google campus until I realized it is just a crappy rip-off. Heh…I said “crappy.”
What a sh***y joke Steve.
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Old 11-20-2009, 11:21 AM
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GSh!t.
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Old 11-20-2009, 12:00 PM
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Is it soft?

Does it cause roids?
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Old 11-20-2009, 12:01 PM
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Is it soft?

Does it cause roids?
Do you know what actually causes hemorrhoids?
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Old 11-20-2009, 12:16 PM
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100% Virgin Pulp!
Engrish at it's finest.
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Old 11-20-2009, 01:54 PM
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I can't believe now Google is going to know me better than any man will... the nerve!
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Old 11-20-2009, 02:51 PM
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Now you can wipe you ass with teh internetz!
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Old 11-21-2009, 03:44 AM
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LOL, wonder what they meant by virgin pulp
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Old 11-21-2009, 04:55 AM
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Google is selling veggies now

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Old 11-21-2009, 09:06 AM
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Google is selling veggies now
I lol'd
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