WhyYouLoveMe
Supreme [H]ardness
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- May 24, 2005
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Since it's uber cool to start your own BioShock thread this is my thread and I must point out the glaring deficiencies in BioShock:
- There's no RTS elements.
- There's no monthly fee.
- There's no camera zoom.
- There's no patch for the game and it's been out FOREVER.
- The demo doesn't contain everything in the retail release.
- The game won't run at 12,340 fps on my P2, VooDoo2.
- I can't blow holes in the glass to let the ocean in and drown the entire city.
- There's no option to take control of the plane before it crashes.
- No joystick support?!
- No little sister blow-up doll in the collector's edition.
- No gold farming? Grrr...
- Hentai is curiously missing from the wall artwork.
- I can't transform into a semi-trailer? Come on!
- Where's the shotgun flashlight?!
- Whale textures are so lame. Everyone knows it's a mammal and has millions of tiny hairs on it's body.
- The submersible has no sonar.
- Steam sux. EA Link rox.
- Since when did games stop shipping with home and cell numbers of every programmer?
- No scope zoom on wrench.
- No keyboard force feedback.
- Load times are longer than loading Minesweeper.
- 2K is actually trying to make me buy their game. The nerve.
I just don't understand why devs don't do everything I say.
Now if you'll excuse me I need to go play BioShock.
- There's no RTS elements.
- There's no monthly fee.
- There's no camera zoom.
- There's no patch for the game and it's been out FOREVER.
- The demo doesn't contain everything in the retail release.
- The game won't run at 12,340 fps on my P2, VooDoo2.
- I can't blow holes in the glass to let the ocean in and drown the entire city.
- There's no option to take control of the plane before it crashes.
- No joystick support?!
- No little sister blow-up doll in the collector's edition.
- No gold farming? Grrr...
- Hentai is curiously missing from the wall artwork.
- I can't transform into a semi-trailer? Come on!
- Where's the shotgun flashlight?!
- Whale textures are so lame. Everyone knows it's a mammal and has millions of tiny hairs on it's body.
- The submersible has no sonar.
- Steam sux. EA Link rox.
- Since when did games stop shipping with home and cell numbers of every programmer?
- No scope zoom on wrench.
- No keyboard force feedback.
- Load times are longer than loading Minesweeper.
- 2K is actually trying to make me buy their game. The nerve.
I just don't understand why devs don't do everything I say.
Now if you'll excuse me I need to go play BioShock.