Craigslist Ad: Best. Roommate. Ad. Ever.

[HardOCP News]

Okay, saying this is the best Craigslist ad ever might be pushing it a little but it is still pretty damn funny. There is a LOT of colorful language in the ad (reposted below) so you’ve been warned. If the F-bomb would cause you problems at work / school, just save the image below and view it later.

 

[Filthy Fernandez]

First..........

Guy sounds like the guy from WWTDD. Pretty funny though.

 

[jusluv2play]

Is this K-Fed or Eminem looking for a roommate perhaps?

 

[leSLIe]

reminds me of that Brucie guy from GTA4

 

[Azhar]

lol I love this part:

You could hit Memorial Parkway with a ROCK. But don't. We keep it civilized.

 

[Kurik]

lol

 

[Azhar]

The Craigslist ad is flagged for removal. Nobody's got a sense of humor anymore :-P

 

[Quikstrumental]

It's ghetto-licious! I thought it was hilarious.

 

[WhyYouLoveMe]

I couldn't stop laughing! lol

 

[tesfaye]

It's ghetto-licious! I thought it was hilarious.

LOL! Me too!

Choc Full o' Win!

 

[NSCTripleAgent]

So awesome lmao!

 

[DariustheSandman]

Funny thing is, I'm about 5 minutes away from where this guy must be...I might have seen this guy before.

 

[Kaldskryke]

"pic related, it's me" ... not sure I'd want to share a place with a channer.

 

[mrpawick]

Ha, that was great.

 

[illuminate]

wow, that totally made my day. I wanna be his roommate xD

 

[wavewerx]

"pic related, it's me" ... not sure I'd want to share a place with a channer.

Exactly what I thought!

I saw this yesterday and laughed so hard I cried. Haven't done that in a little while!

 

[LeninGHOLA]

I'm in

 

[Balzac]

Sweet, a place to get swoll!

 

[Evil]

Sounds like the perfect roomate

 

[stevedave]

verbal rape is all that comes to mind.

 

[Axiomatic]

LOL thats here in Houston TX right next to where my daughter lives. It's actually not a bad part of town at all. Very funny post.

 

[Exavior]

That is great. People are sure to notice that one when looking for an apartment in the area and remember it.

Seems like he is very good at his job.

 

[Shalafi]

I wanna move in up in that motherfucker!

 

[turb0]

at least he was honest. he laid all the cards on the table so you know what you are getting.....

hold on..... i apologize.....

it could be a girl.....

 

[Shockey]

Couldn't stop laughing and smiling during the whole time reading it. HAHA

 

[thesmokingman]

Ok, I lol'd.

 

[CHAoS_NiNJA]

lol I love this part:

You could hit Memorial Parkway with a ROCK. But don't. We keep it civilized.

Seriously, when I read that I burst out laughing.

 

[tubular]

lol, rock on

 

[htpc_user]

I liked the part about the carpet and wanting to put a hardwood floor down. I imagined Mitch Hedberg saying that, if anyone knows who that is.

 

[dandragonrage]

it's stupid

 

[Adaran]

lol this guy is too funny. Hopefully its legit. I hate to see your xbox get stolen.

 

[SorienOR]

Why would anyone want to share space with someone that lacks the ability to speak basic English? Even as joke it's stupid, not funny and seriously pathetic.

 

[stiltner]

We movin on up, to tha east side.

We finally got a piece of theeee pie

 

[HardUp4HardWare]

Was that english?
Wish I could see the pic!

 

[wildzcardz]

Way too funny, I am talking spit the drink out on the monitor funny! I always check out this part on craigslist too where you can find other ridiculous and hilarious ads: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

 

[LeninGHOLA]

Why would anyone want to share space with someone that lacks the ability to speak basic English? Even as joke it's stupid, not funny and seriously pathetic.

http://www.midol.com/

 

[tjwenger]

Why would anyone want to share space with someone that lacks the ability to speak basic English? Even as joke it's stupid, not funny and seriously pathetic.

....Says the guy with 7 computers in his house? Takes one to know one dude.

Good laughs at work.

 

[TH@TGUYUKNO]

Oh SNAP, this be like the HOTEST RFR listing EVER!

lol I love this part:

I LOL'ed.

 

[ShagnWagn]

Why would anyone want to share space with someone that lacks the ability to speak basic English? Even as joke it's stupid, not funny and seriously pathetic.

U lack teh funny. fail.

....Says the guy with 7 computers in his house? Takes one to know one dude.

The best part of these forums is when somebody's own sig backfires on them. LMFAO

 

[Exavior]

Was that english?
Wish I could see the pic!

If you bothered to read the article you would have as the pic is posted there. Along with the reason he posted it like that.