Do You Suffer From Hourglass Syndrome?

It was alright.. not as good as yesterday's "Qualcomm Emergency Press Conference" or even Google becoming Topeka for a day, but I did like the "laser beam" part. Always good to see when companies have a sense of humor!!

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i saw hourglass syndrome, and a worman....i was assuming she was mad she didnt have an hourglass figure...damn i was wrong.
 
I'm a little mad at the last line. I'm going to be a doctor, and I know about that kind of stuff!
 
No matter how fast or new your CPU is, it will never cure hour glass syndrome. If it did, hour glass syndrome would have been eradicated in the '00s seeing how every new CPU was touted as a cure for something slow.
 
This shouldn't be an Intel CPU commercial, it should be an Intel SSD commercial. That would make a lot more sense. I know my X-25 did a lot more for my PC than my i7 OC'd to 3.8 GHz, hah.
 
T4rd said:
This shouldn't be an Intel CPU commercial, it should be an Intel SSD commercial. That would make a lot more sense. I know my X-25 did a lot more for my PC than my i7 OC'd to 3.8 GHz, hah.
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I was thinking a commercial for Linux instead.
 
Waiting on Apple to make a spinning rainbow wheel syndrome...wait no, thats what they use to brainwash people! :eek:
 
Would upgrading to a dual socket 6core 5Ghz intel processor make my internet waiting times better?
 
the-one1 said:
No, for that ailment, you need a KillerNIC. I believe it treats impotence too.
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treated? I thought it caused it due to people jerking off to much due to all the high quality porn they can stream at high speeds that they damage their goods.
 
Exavior said:
treated? I thought it caused it due to people jerking off to much due to all the high quality porn they can stream at high speeds that they damage their goods.
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STOP spreading lies man. Jerking off does not cause impotence. It causes blindness, hairy palms, and God kills one kitten every time the act is performed.

I think I'm going blind. I can feel that my hands are getting hairy and I hate kittens.;)
 
This was good

So good, I laughed. Because our society today is full of wonderful fake phobia's that they come up with so they can sell drugs to you to fix it.

Gotta love it
 
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