First Ever Woot Launch - Neuros 442 40GB Portable Media Player $399.99
New 442 debut for you woo-hoo!
Special rebate offer below
Welcome, misters and sisters, to another brain-searingly thrilling Woot LAUNCH EVENT! This is your chance to pay good money to be a CE companys guinea pig and we wont even inject anything into you or make you run through a maze. This offer is so hot, its the first time weve ever allowed a third party to offer a pre-order on Woot. Historys calling, jack!
Today represents your first and only chance to get your dirty little digits on the Neuros 442 before it hits the streets. This sexy thing is newer than new. Its pre-new. If it were a Greek letter, it would be nu. If it were an award for childrens literature, it would be the Newbery Medal. If it were from Ork it would be nanu nanu. Whats more, this early launch price is lower than those late-adopting suckas will pay, thanks to our good chums over at Neuros.
But before you buy it, maybe you want to know what it does? Ah, you always were the cautious one.
Its name is a nod to the Oldsmobile 442, a classic muscle car with a four-speed transmission, a four-barrel carb and dual exhaust. (Four, four, and two, see?) With a 40GB HD, a (roughly) four-inch screen and dual core processor, the Neuros 442 is the muscle car of personal video players. This baby has the horsepower to play full DVD resolution MPEG-4 videos that can even power your home theatre system and more. But it isnt just powerful; its also easy like Sunday morning. Why? Because, unlike previous players, it makes video content accessible anywhere, anytime, under any conditions (except maybe underwater).
No longer need you scour the Internet for video content you may or may not like, that may or may not be legal, converting your own files when you ought to be watching them. Record your favorite sitcoms, dramedies, and reality-based programming right onto this mug and tote it around wherever you need to go. It records from any existing source cable, DVD, TiVo, what-have-you directly to MPEG-4 video files.
For this sale only, Neuros is offering a $70 rebate on the 442 or, instead of a rebate, you can opt for a free Neuros Recorder I. The Recorder sits at home and nabs the shows you like while youre out with your 442; just pop out a card and go, man, go! Make every dinner a TV dinner! Rebate details here
Are you one of those noncommittal types that gingerly feel their way through the world half-alive with risk-aversion? Dont sweat it, Captain Caution. It comes with a six-month, no-questions-asked return period. Try it out with no fear youre also covered if you want to upgrade when Neuros releases the open source version sometime around years end. Thats right: an open-source 442 is only a few months away. Youll love this version so much already, any improvements that come from the communitys contribution to the open source firmware will probably drive you into dangerous states of delirious ecstasy the likes of which you cannot even imagine. Seriously.