NZXT Announces The H4400 ULTRA MEGA Tower

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Are you a fan of NZXT's H630 and H440 chassis? If you said "yes" and you have a spare $2,000,000,000.00, the H4400 ULTRA MEGA Tower is for you!

NZXT is proud to announce the launch of its latest chassis, the H4400. Taking the countless ITX demands from their beloved community and ceremoniously discharging them from the windows, NZXT is proud to announce the latest member in the H family, the H4400. For almost a decade now, NZXT has consistently challenged the status quo to push innovation to the next level. After seeing the trend towards smaller form factor systems, NZXT has decided to do the unthinkable and release the next big thing.

As the biggest chassis to ever hit the market, the H4400 measures in at an astounding 65” tall, 30” wide and 30” deep. With phenomenal support for literally any piece of computer hardware and even weeks-old leftovers, fresh produce and copious amounts of beverages, the H4400 is versatile enough to suit the needs of anybody. Designed from the ground up for the best cooling performance possible, we’ve fully integrated an innovative refrigeration cooling system never before seen in the computer case industry directly into the chassis. Intuitive shelving rack shelving promotes astoundingly high airflow and intricate cable management solutions. The incredibly deep form factor allows graphics cards up to 30” or up to four gallons of milk in a row. Our patented PureTouch satin finish makes the H4400 incredibly soft to the touch.

The pure size and beauty exuded by the H4400 makes this easily one of our best cases designed yet, bringing a new meaning to "It looks like a fridge." The H4400 is available for preorder directly through our store, the NZXT Armory, for a paltry $1,999,999,999.99.
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Is this an April Fool's joke? Like anybody is going to buy it at that price, no one in the right mind will.
 
I think this is one of the best April Fool's Day tech posts this year. Being a fan of NZXT, this made me laugh out loud :D.
 
Not sure whats funnier, the post or the fact you had to even ask if it was legit..
 
NZXT are you listening? We all want a "walk-in" computer case. Are you going to build it? If not, someone else will. :D
 
so it's only slightly larger than the cross desk and a million times more?
 
No LCD on a robotic arm showing only top level porn and Brent's gaming videos? Pfft ultra mega fail.

:p
 
They should have gone with the BitFenix approach and made it a mini-ITX only case.
 
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