Robotic Kiss Transmitter

[HardOCP News]

Are you away from your loved one this Christmas? This robotic kiss transmitter might be just the thing you need. Okay, probably not.

 

[blkt]

You win, Steve. You win. Merry Christmas.

 

[Elios]

oh japan..

 

[Makaveli@BETA]

lol merry christmas!

 

[Dullard]

Obviously borrowing from the recently implemented teledildonic technology.

 

[blkt]

The name of the product is one letter away from the last person you would want to kiss.

Spoiler

 

[Zuul]

If there's one for BJs, I'm in!

 

[Dullard]

If there's one for BJs, I'm in!

I ain't linking to the stuff, but

http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/features/how-teledildonics-is-revolutionizing-sex-work-w449039

 

[Zuul]

oh...

 

[EchtoGammut]

Damn, as someone spending this Christmas alone due to work... I saw that laughed, then kinda cried inside.

 

[Makaveli@BETA]

If there's one for BJs, I'm in!

lol sad get a woman dude.

 

[Madoc]

This product has a Creepy level of over 9000. Way over.

 

[Hagrid]

lol sad get a woman dude.

The virtual stuff is cheaper, cleaner, and doesn't whine.

 

[Hallucinator]

I sure hope the french kiss add-on is NOT invented.


Imagine the passengers' facial expressions at the sight of an user doing THAT on a New York subway.

 

[STrAYeR]

Wonder if it needs anti-bacteria wipes after every use.

 

[Nukester]

What is with the Japanese people? Creepy stuff!

 

[lironmiron]

And if the device phones home your data, anyone at the manufacturer's office can make out with you and your girlfriend.

 

[Makaveli@BETA]

The virtual stuff is cheaper, cleaner, and doesn't whine.

while that may be true it will never be as good as the real thing

 

[Shotglass01]

If I've got to pay for anything, it'll be the real damn thing- not some plastic knockoff.

 

[nilepez]

I saw the blurb and immediately thought, "Gotta be created by a Japanese dude." Turns out it's a woman who is either Chinese or of Chinese descent.

 

[amddragonpc]

Please god, let this be fake news.

 

[Prisoner849]

Cold sores and all?

Waiting for the Dickiner.

 

[Wenty]

Soon it will be relationships with phones all they need now is a pleasure attachment........ Phone zombies.