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You know your nerdiness/geekitude goes all the way to the core when you have a wedding cake like this.
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Ok, that's just cool, any way you slice it. HA!
while (!death) {
have_and_hold();
love_and_cherish();
}
Probably want to check "death" first...
The only thing geekier than the novelty of a wedding cake with code on it is the nerds trying to optimize said codeThis, also It irks me when people check bools against values.
if(dead)
is so much better than...
if(dead == true)
Since this is java, a coffee cup included on top would have been nice
Strictly speaking, they are procedures.There are no arguments to those functions
By some definitions, if you don't run through those procedures at least once the marriage never even started.while (!death) {
have_and_hold();
love_and_cherish();
}
Probably want to check "death" first...
That was a crummy thing to say .
Your commentary was just the icing on the cake it needed.That was a crummy thing to say .
The cake is a LIE!!!
^ Dammit, somebody beat me to it. I should've read the rest of the thread.
I'm pretty sure sex is covered by "have_and_hold". If you think the rate of sex increments as time goes on, you're not married. If it's just a counter, well, there's not much point in keeping score after marriage either.Easy there cupcake.
And while he was coding, he left out an important part...
While(alive){
sex++;
}
The only way to appropriately optimize a Java application is to rewrite it in CThe only thing geekier than the novelty of a wedding cake with code on it is the nerds trying to optimize said code
I was waiting for that. It will be a lie in a few years when
divorce = true !
The only way to appropriately optimize a Java application is to rewrite it in C
You think my wife would have let me at the cake? She was a floral designer at the time...Seeing some of the comments here, I'd be surprise if none of you guys do/did the same for your wedding cake
The only thing geekier than the novelty of a wedding cake with code on it is the nerds trying to optimize said code