To-Do List Tattoo

Even if it was a real tattoo it would still come off my hand... I havent burnt any finger prints off this week though so things are lookin up.
 
Who is going to be the first one to purchase one of these in order to cheat on a test? :D
 
Yeah thats what I was thinking....no point in looking down my pants for my grocery list (insert short grocery list joke here)
 
The ink would just end up on my schlong.

For all of Phallac jokes I have one question.

*Warning slightly uncomfortable conversation*

For me this would suck because off hand pretty much exclusively for..... well you know..... But (and I wouldn't know personally) don't most guys use their primary hands. Therefore wouldn't you use your primary hand to write the list on the secondary and therefore unused hand? I think the writing might seep through the Kleenex though.
 
we live in an age of pdas mobiles with email/text.. hell even in the age of PAPER this is useless... bout as useless as crotchless panties... oh wait,... they're very useful... damn bad example..
 
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