Your iPhone Blows

[HardOCP News]

Thanks to a new app, your iPhone now has the power to blow you.

 

[Ualdayan]

Well, sound is just air waves so...maybe?

 

[Kenworth]

86,000 and 1 apps for that.

 

[Ron FTL]

hahaha that awesome.
Great app.

 

[LOCO LAPTOP]

Question is. Does it really WORK.

 

[T4rd]

Yeah, it's just the small speaker cone vibrating so fast it pushes a decent bit of air out of the hole. Pretty useless for actual functionality, but cool to just show people and make a joke out of it, heh.

 

[kirbyrj]

That can't be good for the iPhone can it?

 

[Valset]

Question is. Does it really WORK.

I can't believe that it matters

 

[cocheese256]

What the hell...why?

 

[evilcartman]

Yeah, it's just the small speaker cone vibrating so fast it pushes a decent bit of air out of the hole. Pretty useless for actual functionality, but cool to just show people and make a joke out of it, heh.

Makes sense, because I was wondering how it worked in the first place...even though I think it's completely useless.

 

[fochkoph]

Too bad it's not strong enough to dust the innards of my case.

 

[Jakalwarrior]

You see how far that thing is blowing the smoke? I call shens. A speaker pushes AND pulls, so it doesn't blow air it just shifts it back and forth. Maybe if it had two speakers each with a port and it worked them just right to make a pump to blow out of one of the ports, but as far as I know it doesn't have a speaker setup like that.

 

[Jakalwarrior]

/edit

the there would also have to be a linked chamber between the ports.

 

[ir0nw0lf]

FINALLY, an app worth a damn.

 

[srangara]

You see how far that thing is blowing the smoke? I call shens. A speaker pushes AND pulls, so it doesn't blow air it just shifts it back and forth. Maybe if it had two speakers each with a port and it worked them just right to make a pump to blow out of one of the ports, but as far as I know it doesn't have a speaker setup like that.

The 'pull' isn't as directional as the 'push'... there's a bit of cycling involved.

 

[CanesVenetici]

gay............

 

[weebling1]

sadly it shows that the app designer knows nothing about mechanics, THE BLADES ARE TURNING THE WRONG WAY!

This app should SUCK, Ironic eh?

 

[adri1456]

Damn, I wanted a ifleshlight edition for the dirty thoughts I was thinking.

 

[eddie11c]

Waste of effort in even designing an app like this. Who would pay for it? Use it to annoy coworkers with the noise maybe?

 

[sfsuphysics]

/me waits for first complaints that their iPhone caught on fire because you need to hold it so close to the flame to do so

That being said, I call shenanigans!

 

[oldpablo]

This proves the iphone is truly the best smartphone!

 

[threepwood]

/me waits for first complaints that their iPhone caught on fire because you need to hold it so close to the flame to do so

That being said, I call shenanigans!

Don't worry Apple products can catch on fire all on their own.

 

[bpizzle1]

sadly it shows that the app designer knows nothing about mechanics, THE BLADES ARE TURNING THE WRONG WAY!

This app should SUCK, Ironic eh?

ROFL

 

[450]

Need to blow out a birthday cake? There's an app for that.

 

[jwalk6]

There's an app for that.....

 

[jwalk6]

I wonder if it would void the warranty, being available from the app store and all...

 

[k1pp3r]

Eh, i already knew the iPhone blew

 

[cfree1961]

Does that count as a blow job to go?

 

[overclock]

Need to find a birthday cake to blow out? There's a map for that!

 

[Jester1550]

Is it the iphone blowing or AT&Ts service?


zing!

 

[Proneax]

/me waits for first complaints that their iPhone caught on fire because you need to hold it so close to the flame to do so

That being said, I call shenanigans!

eeevil shenanigans

 

[Ryle]

iGun is still my favorite app.

 

[vsboxerboy]

My iphone does blow - it's bricked for the second time, ugh.

 

[ol1bit]

LOL!

That's awesome! Why can't I ever think of cool funky shit like that?

Oh yea, I'm to old anymore.

 

[Erasmus354]

Props to the guy for making this. I bet he sells a couple hundred apps from that video, probably took him all of an hour to code.

 

[Pkirk618]

if it could blow me, I'd consider it.

 

[Pkirk618]

New app...leaf blower FTW? Just strap it to your back and go...

 

[Raiden911]

Damn, I wanted a ifleshlight edition for the dirty thoughts I was thinking.

lawl.

 

[tdisen]

Well, sound is just air waves so...

What?

 

[fatboy32]

if it could blow me, I'd consider it.

I was thinking the same thing. If it could do that there would be a SEVERE shortage of these phones and to those that had it, a lot of smiles.