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    Mayor In NJ Arrested For Hacking Recall Website

    Mayor McBitch for 11 years! :D
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    Best Buy Apologizes For Displaying Porn

    Extremely violated = she got the urge to let the fingers do the walking
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    Nerdtastic Craigslist Ad of the Day

    Repo or T-boned on the driver's side? :) I hope it is on the flat deck in order to keep the mileage on the odometer low.
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    The Return of the Commodore 64

    pxc, your post encouraged me to search for the answer. I found the answer on this page Wico Command Control Bat Handle I would have liked the new c64 if it was based on a 2600K Sandy Bridge and not price gouged. Imagine a C64 themed 24" triple panel display, 1541 themed raid box, and the...
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    The Return of the Commodore 64

    Lode Runner, Jumpman, Qbert, Impossible Mission, Gyruss, Aztec Warrior, Pit Stop ...and so many others. The many hours of entertainment! What was the joystick brand with a red and black square base, red bat handle and the white fire button? My objection of the new C64 is the shift 2 is...
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    What Effect Has the Internet Had On Our Sex Lives?

    Throw a habit on her and make a video! :D
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    MPAA Sending Copyright Infringement Notices To Google?

    Google should suspend all advertising and search criteria to MPAA and RIAA members and see where that gets the **AA tards. :D
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    Smashed In The Face with a Wii

    News Headline: Woman kills boyfriend with ammo box! :D
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    HP Scores Major NASA IT Contract

    Wow! HP = Heaping Pile At one time, if you didn't have respect for HP you didn't know their quality products and service. Recently, I purchased of a piece of sh** HP printer and I will not buy another HP product.
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    Google Sued for Showing Underwear

    Aww, I clicked on the news link hoping I could get a picture of her to match up to some Pornhub vids. :D
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    Best Buy Feels the Pressure of Rivals on the Web

    I am annoyed with BB and Future Shop because of the up selling garbage with their items. The sales tard gets in a huff because I don't want an extended warranty on a $100 Blu-ray player. For a long while I would only buy things that did not require the up selling bs - CD, DVD, flash drives &...
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    Judge Protects 5,400 Porn Downloaders from 'Copyright Troll'

    The judges and lawyers are scared shitless because their IPs will eventually be flagged by the copyright trolls. "Judge Johnson, How do you plead regarding the downloading of Debbie Does Da Jury?" :D
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    Want Your Package? Shovel Your Damn Walkway!

    I would rather walk through that snow than walk on a cleared concrete walkway with a skim of snow/ice. I am always accused of over-salting after I shovel a walkway.
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    High-Tech Bike Lock

    This invention wouldn't work here because the utility companies don't want anything that impedes access to the installation or servicing of the overhead lines. Imagine a utility worker cutting that contraption off a telephone pole and the bike crashing to the ground.
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    Trippy Table for Tablets

    Wouldn't a spilled Starbuck's coffee look nice on the tablet and white surface? :rolleyes: I wouldn't want a stranger that close to me, unless her measurements were pleasing! :D The power and data cables should be in a center support leg over a floor connection point (could also use a...
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    File Sharing Quote of the Day

    Where would Gene Simmons be if nobody bought or viewed his merchandise - spun out on drugs and making minimum wage?
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    GoDaddy.com Up For Sale

    Selling: GoDaddy.com Buying: Whoseyourdaddy.com :D
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    Enermax Revolution85+ 1020W Power Supply Review @ [H]

    Kyle, On the first page of this review there is the image of awards given to Enermax PSUs and the [H] Gold Award is prominent. In the bottom right corner of the image, the numbers 920W / 1020W would suggest that HardOCP reviewed and gave both PSUs gold awards. I know the difference - But -...
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    Wi-Fi Could Cause Generational Birth Defects

    Anyone that PayPals Kyle the $50. Ask for a refund if it involves a picture of Steve in his bra. :D
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    New Xbox Can’t Give You a RRoD

    Screwed Xbox 360 Slim Splash Screen: "You now have the green light/ring to purchase your 2nd - 3rd - 4th - 5th Xbox Slim!"
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    When Nerds Graduate

    He should have used tri-colored LEDs. I wonder how many dead pixels there will be at show time? :D
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    Is Your IP Addy in the Hurt Locker?

    Well, it turns out that I only saw one production from Voltage and it was on TV. Any of the other titles looked like trash. From my now on, everything from Voltage will assumed to be trash because of this behavior. If there is anyone actually dl'ing Voltage material, please stop. Don't give...
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    Steve Jobs: 'We're Having a Little Problem Here'

    Well now, you will have to leave your iPhone 4G home if you are going to a convention or other crowded place that has wifi. Do other phones or other wifi devices have this problem in tech crowded environments?
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    IBM Gifts Infected USB Keys at Conference

    Damn, you just replaced my IBM reference: International Bowel Movement :D
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    Brits Vote iPhone Eighth Greatest Invention

    OMG, Bed listed at 42 but you use it a third of your life! Areoplane at #2? Shouldn't toilet paper be #2 rather than 22? Flushing toilet less important than an iPhone! I guess you can have a dump after you answer your iPhone.
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    E-mail Exchange Of The Day

    Thoughts and experiences regarding pirating and copying: I remember when people would scrape together $1200 to buy a Commodore 64 system and then get a disk full of pirated games for $5 - $20 from a guy at school. A person who bought the disk full of games did not have the financial means...
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    E-mail Exchange Of The Day

    The first time he got laid, he married the hooker. :D
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    Prof. Dr. Fritz Sennheiser Dies

    Sorry to hear that your headphones went on the Fritz (died). :D
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    Time Warner Cable has no Intention of Chasing Pirates

    TWC should charge the law firm $4500 per lookup because the staff is taken away from their important tasks of maintaining and improving the network. It wouldn't be such a profitable business model for the RIAA/MPAA after the ISP and legal fees.
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    Driving With a Mind-Controlled Bionic Arm

    What happens if his mind has a brownout, what is in control of the car? OMG, ossifer, my arm made me drink and drive, I swear! :D
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    Gizmodo E-mail to Jobs: 'We Have Nothing to Lose'

    WTF, From http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/threatlevel/2010/05/iphone_affidavit.pdf Search Warrant Inventory, one box of business cards for suspect chen (pg. 3 PDF) I wasn't aware of business cards having the capacity to hold digital content! :D I am surprised that a legal document has...
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    New Air Force Cyberspace Badge Guidelines Released

    This cyber operation section should have been designated as part of intelligence division or signals division. The current Air Force classification makes it sound like there should be Army and Navy branches of cyber operations.
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    Police Seize Gizmodo Editor’s Computers

    Well, if Gizmodo remains a pro-Apple site, we will know it was all a publicity stunt. If this is a publicity stunt, all of the involved Apple Tards better pay back the taxpayer money that was wasted during this charade. Police overtime, court time, DA time, REACT Team involvement.
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    U.S. Based Companies Sued For Heat Pipe CPU Coolers

    Why is American Technology Incorporated filing a patent infringement when Delta Engineers of Huntington Beach, CA owns the patent. http://www.braindex.com/mousepad-for-us-patent-6411512-owned-by-delta-engineers-huntington-beach-ca-086412746 Who the hell would buy mousepads and coffee mugs with...
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    Toshiba’s Inflatable Laptop

    Are there any accessories with the tube feature that will work with the pr0n collection? :D
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    World's First Electronic Underwear

    Ipad screen splash: Dump Alert, Room 213, Bed 2 Wizz Alert, Main Floor Corridor Clean Up, Stat Have to make the Ipad useful somehow. :D
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    College Says New E-mail Font Will Save Money

    The porous font sounds like a smart idea Once people were aware that the porous font was in use, would the most common statement be "that email's content couldn't hold water?" or something like that :D
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    Google, Intel, and Sony to Join Forces

    Intel will provide the ICs Sony will provide the end of warranty killswitch by sourcing the crappy capacitors and other low level electronics. :D Google will provide the data mining
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    Pirated DVDs Sold At School Fundraiser

    I believe that the "donations" came from the school staff room. :D
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    Why Modern Video Game Armies Lack Women

    The developers won't put the female in because 80% of the players would participate in a rape scene if the player captured the female as a POW, and that would be the objectionable part of the game. Overall, too much work for the developers.
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